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ABOUT US

The history and origins of Happydale Online Sanitarium (condensed)

​What started as just a debriefing and resocialization service for the Area 51 highly sequestered staff has expanded to a one stop cure all for mental health needs.  The sensitive nature of the work has led us to some remarkable breakthroughs is mental health!  You never know if the person standing in line next to you at the market or bank once worked on this secret project or is an actual UFO abductee. Literally thousands of older people have lived, worked, and been treated since the base was started in 1942. Of course things didn't get hot until the 1946 Roswell Incident. We really got going in the 1950's and perfected most of our techniques then.  Except for a few new drugs, we are still using the most of the same old practices, (if it ain't broke, don't fix it philosophy).  So when you see an older person, be sure to show some respect for them both as an individual and as a possible Area 51 employee with vital knowledge that you only wish you knew.  Some of them even travel in pairs (indiscriminate of sex) and your mind would be blown if you were let in on their secrets. 

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Over the years 97 nuclear bombs have been tested in this area.  Aren't you glad you don't work at Area 51!​

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