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 WASHING INSTRUCTIONS

Laundry Services for personality trait types (multiple personalities may apply)

Paranoic Tendency

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Paranoid personality disorder is a mental disorder characterized by extreme paranoia and a pervasive, long-standing ultrasuspiciousness and generalized mistrust of others. Individuals with this personality disorder may be hypersensitive, easily feel slighted, and habitually relate to the world by vigilant scanning of the environment for clues or suggestions that may validate their fears or biases. Paranoid individuals are eager observers. They think they are in danger and look for signs and threats of that danger, potentially not appreciating other evidence.

They tend to be guarded and suspicious and have quite constricted emotional lives.  In laundry rooms they are suspicious of everyone that hangs around the dryers waiting for their laundry to dry.

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Psychotic Reaction

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The term psychosis is very broad and can mean anything from relatively normal aberrant experiences through to the complex and catatonic expressions of schizophrenia and bipolar type 1 disorder. In terms of laundry, it is common for patients  to exhibit  noticeable advanced awareness  of the negative ions which attract dirt.  With other products such as bleach and fabric softener, a  more creative approach to washday chores cannot be found.  Subject to diverse types of hallucinations or delusional beliefs, the positive ions (which repel dirt) are quickly recognized.  This way laundry is cleaned at the molecular level, what could be more thorough!

 

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