HAPPY DALE ONLINE SANITARIUM

ARE YOU FIRING ON ALL YOUR SYNAPSIS? AT HAPPY DALE ONLINE SANITARIUM, WE AREN'T JUST MONITORING BRAIN WAVE ACTIVITY.  WE ENCOURAGE SIMULTANIOUS STIMULATION BY OUTSIDE THOUGHT STIMULATION. WE ALSO ENCOURAGE THE USE OF COSMIC RAY DEFLECTION DEVICES TO PROTECT IMPORTANT NEUROTRANSMISSION PATHWAYS.  THIS IS OF COURSE VOLUNATARY AS ARE ALL THERAPUTIC OPTIONS.  TELEPATHIC PORTALS HAVE BEEN ACHEIVED BY MANY PATIENTS AND STAFF HERE, RESULTING IN GRATIFYING MUTUAL ENJOYMENT AND BREAKTHOUGH IMAGINING OF SOMEONE ELSE'S THOUGHTS.