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ELECTROCONVULSIVE SHOCK THERAPY
Shock Therapy (Self Induced) various methods
If you simply can't wait to get your Shocking Roulette, a 9 volt battery will suffice. You can find one handy in your smoke alarm, this way you not only get your therapy session but test your alarm as well. Important safety reminders like this are just one of the many services we provide.
Simply touch the terminals to your tongue, (you've probably already done that before).
This is the best and most fun method. It works great and is even better for group sessions.
Redneck Smoke Detector
Of course if you are a redneck you might have to use a battery from you alarm clock or transistor radio. If you use the one from the alarm clock be sure to reset your alarm. Your boss will get awfully mad at you if you are late for work, and so will all the people waiting for their bus.
More useful Redneck inventions here:
Always be careful when using electricity!